GluttonySDS
Grandmaster
I own the same bra but in provolone so I really liked your entry
EQMS Anniversary Contest - 1mil in prizes
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I own the same bra but in provolone so I really liked your entry
Lithium149
Grandmaster
Its okay @Lithium149 -- when 99% of your posts are about EQMS, we know we've already won another heart and mind:
Lol because I reply to my alerts? Don't worry Glutt there's plenty of fish and Tinder where you can find another girl to listen to all your wizard problems.
Sorry If I disappointed you, but keep listening to those sound recordings you gathered hopefully they cheer you up before a good nights sleep.
GluttonySDS
Grandmaster
WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING MY IRL OVER A VIDEO GAME ITS NOT MY FAULT MY GF LEFT ME FOR A BLACK MAN
Bubbles
Master
Will the mumble with archerson involve him begging for gold to gamble? If so I'm in!
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wreckognize
Grandmaster
Garillo
Master
Damn, entire submission removed. GJ, trashjuice.
Mairon
Apprentice
THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY
jeez this is a tough one. eqms is so hot right now, we like jlaw during the fappening. here's my reasons why being in eq is the best.
1. i get to listen to archersnon on the reg (top poker player NA)
2. people fall over when we say bang
3. amazing fan club. (much thanks to bobby we wouldn't be here without your support).
authentic picture of gluttony:
bonus photo of me:
jeez this is a tough one. eqms is so hot right now, we like jlaw during the fappening. here's my reasons why being in eq is the best.
1. i get to listen to archersnon on the reg (top poker player NA)
2. people fall over when we say bang
3. amazing fan club. (much thanks to bobby we wouldn't be here without your support).
authentic picture of gluttony:
bonus photo of me:
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Psyc420
Master
THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY
When i first herd of the newbs in purple I felt all warm in side like a fat kid eating his first piece of cake. Yes they are trolls but I love trolls so I fell right in. Here is my two cents Fuck anyone who dont like eqms they can eat a big bag of dicks while their mom fingers there assholes with a nail filer.
Glut bro you got to start useing your clothes hanger.
When i first herd of the newbs in purple I felt all warm in side like a fat kid eating his first piece of cake. Yes they are trolls but I love trolls so I fell right in. Here is my two cents Fuck anyone who dont like eqms they can eat a big bag of dicks while their mom fingers there assholes with a nail filer.
Glut bro you got to start useing your clothes hanger.
Kilike
Grandmaster
This is my contest entry. Wait, no fuck you. I don't want a prize.
This right here is what I hate about EQMS. You're all so fucking salty and brittle. You claim, non stop that you have no egos, and that you're just noobs, but no one else even comes close to how butthurt you and your main set of **** suckers come off on the forums.
Non the less, I do like that Glutt can brainwash his minions, and that a good chunk of them are die hard loyal to him. It's pretty impressive actually. Off forums, he's a pretty decent dude from the bit I've seen. Even after leaving for Rust back in the day for months, he remembered me instantly as I joined mumble randomly one day, when I came back. (Despite being a "no namer")
So yeah that's that.
Glutt being the main focus of this picture.
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Derty Mike
Adept
"THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY"
I love the guild because it is hated by so many parent basement living dwellers!P.S after I die to EQMS when I rez I come alive with a black eye and sore @$$ is this normal?
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Glut looks so peacefull when he sleeps
I love the guild because it is hated by so many parent basement living dwellers!P.S after I die to EQMS when I rez I come alive with a black eye and sore @$$ is this normal?
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Glut looks so peacefull when he sleeps
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Mairon
Apprentice
Deadpool
Grandmaster
yum.
That looks delicious.
Elizabeth Gold
Grandmaster
THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY
I hate EQMS because it reminds me of Enterprise Quality Management Software which happens to be my field of expertise. Needless to say I have to sometimes aid less expert users, which leads to a lot of frustrations on my side because the PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard). So while I'm trying to focus on my work, I get distracted all the time because I'm reminded of UOF. This distraction leads me to start reading the UOF forums during working hours so I barely manage to meet my deadlines and I cause myself a lot of stress. It would hurt less if those forum contained good content, but a lot of content is just shitposts about EQMS. Which ironically enough, I can relate to from a professional point of view. So Gluttony, here's my message to you, next time name your guild differently.
I hate EQMS because it reminds me of Enterprise Quality Management Software which happens to be my field of expertise. Needless to say I have to sometimes aid less expert users, which leads to a lot of frustrations on my side because the PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard). So while I'm trying to focus on my work, I get distracted all the time because I'm reminded of UOF. This distraction leads me to start reading the UOF forums during working hours so I barely manage to meet my deadlines and I cause myself a lot of stress. It would hurt less if those forum contained good content, but a lot of content is just shitposts about EQMS. Which ironically enough, I can relate to from a professional point of view. So Gluttony, here's my message to you, next time name your guild differently.
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dalmuti
Expert
THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY
I hate EQMS because I have all this sweet Tier 2 BOD cloth I can't move because of people's fear of being mistaken for EQMS. Seriously, if you're going to start a controversial guild, don't co-opt an entire color! Couldn't you be the "newbs in Hue 1373" or the "newbs in bustiers" or something?
Here's Glutt:
I hate EQMS because I have all this sweet Tier 2 BOD cloth I can't move because of people's fear of being mistaken for EQMS. Seriously, if you're going to start a controversial guild, don't co-opt an entire color! Couldn't you be the "newbs in Hue 1373" or the "newbs in bustiers" or something?
Here's Glutt:
Karl Sagan
Grandmaster
Krayzed
Apprentice
THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY
Not really too sure what to say about EQMS. There's three things i know, one there is alot of them...everywhere, GluttonySDS is the leader, and they always troll the forums. I have no opinion either for or against EQMS havn't had any misfortune caused by them, just another guild to watch out for i suppose. As for Gluttony and what i think he looks like something along the lines of this.
Not really too sure what to say about EQMS. There's three things i know, one there is alot of them...everywhere, GluttonySDS is the leader, and they always troll the forums. I have no opinion either for or against EQMS havn't had any misfortune caused by them, just another guild to watch out for i suppose. As for Gluttony and what i think he looks like something along the lines of this.
Deadpool
Grandmaster
THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY
Not really too sure what to say about EQMS. There's three things i know, one there is alot of them...everywhere, GluttonySDS is the leader, and they always troll the forums. I have no opinion either for or against EQMS havn't had any misfortune caused by them, just another guild to watch out for i suppose. As for Gluttony and what i think he looks like something along the lines of this.
That dude totally looks like he's about to be killed by those monitors.
Karl Sagan
Grandmaster
busted trying to hide his boner
Guybrush Threepwood
Grandmaster
THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY
EQMS is the best guild ever created in UOF, they improved the population, people are so happy to leave their young status for being instant killed from their ebolts. The faction is improved as well with groups of 15 people fighting against, solo players in faction were a big issue and someone needed to change it. In the end of the days i think Gluttony is the most intelligent person, correct player with his guildmates and a sweetheart.
I'm undecided i think Gluttony looks like this:
or this:
Thank you for everything and also if you dislike my post pls give me the like i cannot sleep without likes...
EQMS is the best guild ever created in UOF, they improved the population, people are so happy to leave their young status for being instant killed from their ebolts. The faction is improved as well with groups of 15 people fighting against, solo players in faction were a big issue and someone needed to change it. In the end of the days i think Gluttony is the most intelligent person, correct player with his guildmates and a sweetheart.
I'm undecided i think Gluttony looks like this:
or this:
Thank you for everything and also if you dislike my post pls give me the like i cannot sleep without likes...
Hambeast
Adept
THIS IS MY CONTEST ENTRY
I hated EQMS because they'd always kill me when I was getting my gold farm on the dungeons or at a champ spawn. Paying the "protection" fee has been one of the best decisions I've made since I started playing UOF. Not only do I not get ganked anymore, I get to PVP as a newb and join in with one of the best communities in UOF.
bonus sentence: also seeing @Bobby123 spout "$ wins" when he manages to kill a single EQMS newb is just icing on the cake.
Here's what I think glutt looks like:
I hated EQMS because they'd always kill me when I was getting my gold farm on the dungeons or at a champ spawn. Paying the "protection" fee has been one of the best decisions I've made since I started playing UOF. Not only do I not get ganked anymore, I get to PVP as a newb and join in with one of the best communities in UOF.
bonus sentence: also seeing @Bobby123 spout "$ wins" when he manages to kill a single EQMS newb is just icing on the cake.
Here's what I think glutt looks like: