I have had a lot of time in my cell to read over the rules and regulations.
I feel as though my time here has given me valuable insight into why I was banned.
I’m certain it’s because I may have borrowed Eppy’s holy garments and never returned them....
@halygon I can help with that! I can search all your packs, you just have to let me out of this horribly themed jail cell... Not even any champion artifacts on the wall! :(
My description above is an accurate and truthful telling of the events that unfolded on that fateful day.
@Young Star save me
@DrSaso I saw the gallons of water and the towel... I think I am about to be waterboarded unless I give the location of my stashes.
HHAALLPP!!!
Jakaro just wants a to be in the cell with me. He is trying to keep me here, long enough for him to get put here, too. Then, only god knows what his plans are....
Damnit Bromista, get back to your cell! Coming in here hijacking my shit!
Guards! Please get that inmate back in his room. How the hell did this guy get exercising privileges and I can’t event get a window!?!?
Rruuubbbbyyyyyy!!!!!
If conjugal visits were approved, I would be OK with more reruns of “The View.”
Until then, I get to watch Cups do things. Lots of things. Too many things.
I love you all.
I think everyone loves me. Pretty confident in this department.
I’ve been in jail for 30 days.
I admit, I didn’t get the Easter dragon egg, nor did I ever possess the Easter spider. This was an ill-advised comment made in the heat of the moment wishing I was in a on Earth...
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