Write a haiku, win a free vendor!!!

[Jazzy Jay]

My soul is my post
Poor and rich can be the same
Sell buy trade to all

 

[Jazzy Jay]

Oops

 

[Jazzy Jay]

Rules are not for fools
Jazzy jay can’t follow them
Booby’s boy, Git Gud

Salty tears you shed
Shaaawwwnnn has a really fat head
Sucks to suck ya pleb

 

[Lexington]

Sweet drenched raising blade
Effortlessly cutting through
Through her wilted flower

 

[andrewlcaudill23]

Astride his black horse
A nightmarish protector
She is his best friend

 

[Arch Enemy]

I'm stunned. It's on me.
I cured. Why didn't you heal?
Fuck this game, I quit.

 

[TheFallen]

The struggle is real.
The rewards are much greater.
It is forever.​

 

[Morgan]

There was a young Girl
who had a house with Vendors
Placed next to Yew Bank​

 

[listerine420]

pls no kill me rubles
ur best friend and
alpaca bowl

/end thread/

 

[Zog'orium]

Klomped oomiez
Mak'ing dem orc breedurs
Orcish Hoowahs

 

[Jakaro]

i once took a poop
whilst hiding in the dungeon
scary poop time yes

 

[sshhaawwnn]

Salty tears you shed
Shaaawwwnnn has a really fat head
Sucks to suck ya pleb

Jazzy jay, come on bud
You suck as bad at haikus
As you do at trolling

 

[Amalgam]

Mysterious gate
Fiery portal full of hope
Unreachable corpse

 

[Akillah]

May 1st and the results are in!!!
I would like to thank all that participated in this event as it's very fun to read each time!
Kulle takes first prize! His imagery is on point. Please message me here, in-game or discord as Ruby Red for your vendor at the world famous, Yew Bank Vendor Mall.

The wind blew across
His feet rumble the forest
Ettin there he be

There was a very close runner-up. Credit is given where credit is due. Arch Enemy you will be rewarded with 1 free month of vendoring.

I'm stunned. It's on me.
I cured. Why didn't you heal?
Fuck this game, I quit.

 

[Kulle]

oh wow...I don't know what to say i'm speechless.

1st - I wanna to thanks all the little people that became the foundation for my road towards victory! thats you guys, give yourself a pat

2nd - I wanna thank my bro, Ruby Red for making this contest. haiku are fun. hit you up ASAP when I get off work.

Cheerfully he joined
With a rush he tells a tale
prose of a trickster

 

[sshhaawwnn]

I have more likes than your post. This shit is rigged.

 

[sshhaawwnn]

Lawl. Joke contest.

 

[Arch Enemy]

I already said fuck this game I quit. You can give my 1 month vendor spot to shawn. Fun thread though. I enjoyed reading all the haikus.