"If you don't use a team of packhorses to lug around those fleshy orbs between your legs, you ain't got phat nutz."
Greetings, gentle spank lords.
I am Alexios, Bloated Sac Master and Scrotal Emissary of the most illustrious order of Britannia: The Phat Nut Boyz. Today I bring most excellent tidings, my dear lords -- for I am pleased to announce that the Phat Nut Boyz have once again chosen UOF as a worthy home for their horrifically over-sized butterbags!
The Phat Nut Boyz is a PvP-focused guild centered around an intimate cadre of the most vicious sac-thrashers this side of Skara Brae. Collectively, The Phat Nut Boyz have over 50 years of PvP and PKing experience in Ultima Online. Impressed? Of course you are.
"If you don't accidentally jab yourself in the scrotum every time you swing your fuckin' halberd, you ain't got phat nutz.."
Like in the glorious days of antiquity, The Phat Nut Boyz have again taken up spear, axe, penis, and spellbook to wage a taint-wrenching crusade against all who lack equally massive meatballs. From the shit-stained streets of Britain to the swamp-ass inducing jungles of Jhelom, the Phat Nut Boyz will bounce along on their mighty seed-sacs on an eternal, righteous hunt. All pretenders, usurpers, and scoundrels that infest this realm will be purged -- nay, crushed under the titanic weight of our bearded wobblers. The guilty and the innocent alike will be swept away by the furious flopping storm.
"If you can fit your butterbags through a single moongate, you ain't got phat nutz."
Now is the time to choose sides, my gentle spank lords. Do you choose the side of phat nutz? Or do you quiver alone in the darkness, awaiting the teabagging of judgment?
Greetings, gentle spank lords.
I am Alexios, Bloated Sac Master and Scrotal Emissary of the most illustrious order of Britannia: The Phat Nut Boyz. Today I bring most excellent tidings, my dear lords -- for I am pleased to announce that the Phat Nut Boyz have once again chosen UOF as a worthy home for their horrifically over-sized butterbags!
The Phat Nut Boyz is a PvP-focused guild centered around an intimate cadre of the most vicious sac-thrashers this side of Skara Brae. Collectively, The Phat Nut Boyz have over 50 years of PvP and PKing experience in Ultima Online. Impressed? Of course you are.
"If you don't accidentally jab yourself in the scrotum every time you swing your fuckin' halberd, you ain't got phat nutz.."
Like in the glorious days of antiquity, The Phat Nut Boyz have again taken up spear, axe, penis, and spellbook to wage a taint-wrenching crusade against all who lack equally massive meatballs. From the shit-stained streets of Britain to the swamp-ass inducing jungles of Jhelom, the Phat Nut Boyz will bounce along on their mighty seed-sacs on an eternal, righteous hunt. All pretenders, usurpers, and scoundrels that infest this realm will be purged -- nay, crushed under the titanic weight of our bearded wobblers. The guilty and the innocent alike will be swept away by the furious flopping storm.
"If you can fit your butterbags through a single moongate, you ain't got phat nutz."
Now is the time to choose sides, my gentle spank lords. Do you choose the side of phat nutz? Or do you quiver alone in the darkness, awaiting the teabagging of judgment?
