WTB The MOUNTAIN is wanting to acquire your best axe

[Gregor Clegane]

The MOUNTAIN would like to purchase your best axe - preferably one that is ideal for killing blacksmiths, miners and their pack animals. Basically the MOUNTAIN is looking to shit over the new players experience as much as his has been so far.

The MOUNTAIN has amassed a vast fortune, much like my grandfathers did from picking cotton, so name your price and we will negotiate terms.

The MOUNTAIN may even add in looting rights to your weapon's first kill if you believe your steel to be of immense quality or from that Spring 2016 expansion that the MOUNTAIN can't seem to find.

Yours sincerely, the MOUNTAIN.

 

[kabookie]

I've got some decent axes to sell as long as the MOUNTAIN stops talking about himself/herself in 3rd person?

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[Tydeus]

I can sell you a valorite runic double axe, perfect for the job. 2 mil

 

[Gregor Clegane]

I've got some decent axes to sell as long as the MOUNTAIN stops talking about himself/herself in 3rd person?

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The MOUNTAIN denies your request.

He also demands that you offer your blacksmith's name and mining locations for this act of disrespect.