Messremb
Grandmaster
First of I just want to say this is clearly a rage post and im so upset about this. 
now that there in no need for comments about my rage I hope you all can have a good laugh and my story.
so, our tale begins either very late, or very early, in the spider cave. having squished spiders for 2 hours as a way to take out my hatred of their spices, and in hopes of finding a bright blue pet, a began to get discouraged as I was having difficulty finding spiders to squish. I decided to take a quick break and head down into the keep, to battle my step sister, many of you may know her as the lord of the abyss. After a vicious battle I managed to defeat her and headed back up into the cave.
There it was! the shinny blue carapace I had spent hour searching for. I quickly cleared out the disgusting spiders around it and pulled it over by the entrance where I hoped to tame it without to much difficulty. little did I know what was to come. as I whittled its life away in order to subjugate it, the bug began to flee, right into the center of 2 dread spider paragons and the annoying web flinging spider. I knew to follow the beetle would be death.
At that moment a naked individual came running into the cave and ran strait for the spiders and the beetle. yes friends I had been interrupted by a streaker. he ran right at certain death. as he realized this, he turned tail, and retreated brining both paragons to the entrance before perishing.
I brief moment to mourn the loss of such a unique individual...
I digress, there I was trapped, 2 paragons on one side and an black widow on the other, I barley managed to escape with my life. now I faced a difficult situation, the beetle had fled deeper into the cave and I was facing 2 paragons. I pulled out my harp, perhaps I could convince the spiders to fight long enough to get the beetle back. I entered and managed to provoke the spiders. moving quickly I grabbed the attention of the beetle and drew it over by the fighting paragons I used my trusted nightmare to deal with a regular pesky spider that also tried to follow, then proceeded to finish my taming of the magnificent blue insect. I had done it the 6 legged beast was mine.
filled with pride in my accomplishment I jumped for joy. I had done it I had found an elusive giant beetle and tamed it. coming back to my senses, I realized the danger was not over, the beast was dangerously low on life, and not 4 tiles away 2 dread spider paragons were battling. I made a snap decision, it would be best if I rode the beetle out so I could recall to safety. I quickly dismounted, and to my horror the unthinkable happened. my trusted nightmare betrayed me. in one quick motion my nightmare crushed the glorious carapace of the beetle, and left me standing there in shock. my great triumph and just become a magnificent failure.
After a moment I regained my senses, and decided to take my frustration out to the only 2 culprits I could blame, the dread spider paragons. I proceeded to kill them, but found little satisfaction in it. Then, feeling that 5 am was far to early to be awake still, I decided to get some sleep.
Well I hope you, like me, get a good laugh out of this. if not, feel free to call me names, I know I already did.
now that there in no need for comments about my rage I hope you all can have a good laugh and my story.
so, our tale begins either very late, or very early, in the spider cave. having squished spiders for 2 hours as a way to take out my hatred of their spices, and in hopes of finding a bright blue pet, a began to get discouraged as I was having difficulty finding spiders to squish. I decided to take a quick break and head down into the keep, to battle my step sister, many of you may know her as the lord of the abyss. After a vicious battle I managed to defeat her and headed back up into the cave.
There it was! the shinny blue carapace I had spent hour searching for. I quickly cleared out the disgusting spiders around it and pulled it over by the entrance where I hoped to tame it without to much difficulty. little did I know what was to come. as I whittled its life away in order to subjugate it, the bug began to flee, right into the center of 2 dread spider paragons and the annoying web flinging spider. I knew to follow the beetle would be death.
At that moment a naked individual came running into the cave and ran strait for the spiders and the beetle. yes friends I had been interrupted by a streaker. he ran right at certain death. as he realized this, he turned tail, and retreated brining both paragons to the entrance before perishing.
I brief moment to mourn the loss of such a unique individual...
I digress, there I was trapped, 2 paragons on one side and an black widow on the other, I barley managed to escape with my life. now I faced a difficult situation, the beetle had fled deeper into the cave and I was facing 2 paragons. I pulled out my harp, perhaps I could convince the spiders to fight long enough to get the beetle back. I entered and managed to provoke the spiders. moving quickly I grabbed the attention of the beetle and drew it over by the fighting paragons I used my trusted nightmare to deal with a regular pesky spider that also tried to follow, then proceeded to finish my taming of the magnificent blue insect. I had done it the 6 legged beast was mine.
filled with pride in my accomplishment I jumped for joy. I had done it I had found an elusive giant beetle and tamed it. coming back to my senses, I realized the danger was not over, the beast was dangerously low on life, and not 4 tiles away 2 dread spider paragons were battling. I made a snap decision, it would be best if I rode the beetle out so I could recall to safety. I quickly dismounted, and to my horror the unthinkable happened. my trusted nightmare betrayed me. in one quick motion my nightmare crushed the glorious carapace of the beetle, and left me standing there in shock. my great triumph and just become a magnificent failure.
After a moment I regained my senses, and decided to take my frustration out to the only 2 culprits I could blame, the dread spider paragons. I proceeded to kill them, but found little satisfaction in it. Then, feeling that 5 am was far to early to be awake still, I decided to get some sleep.
Well I hope you, like me, get a good laugh out of this. if not, feel free to call me names, I know I already did.
