Sheep

[Kapanen]

For the love of god, kill your sheep. They spawn ready to be shorn and much faster than the wool will grow back on its own. If you sheer a sheep, kill it. There is nothing more disheartening to noob tailor than wandering aimlessly and FINALLY stumbling upon a sheep, only to find some clown sheered it and didnt have the decency to kill it! Common courtesy folks, since the inception of UO. KILL YOUR SHEEP!

 

[Easy Cheese]

This thread made me smile. 7/10

 

[Cack]

These are my favorite thing to fuck




























Yes you read that right

 

[Kapanen]

You can fuck the sheep all you want. But please, if you fuck the wool off of them, kill them when youre done. ty

 

[Cack]

You can fuck the sheep all you want. But please, if you fuck the wool off of them, kill them when youre done. ty

But you gotta break em in... That's when it feels the best

 

[Tynder]

There are other materials from which you can make cloth...

 

[Bromista]

@Macefighter

 

[Czech Razor]

pick cotton in the flax fields, think it respawns pretty fast as well

 

[tankian]

Am i missing something. Are you sheering sheep for wool to make cloth. Isnt it easier and less troublesome just go buy bolts of cloth. 100 yards for 75-100 gold. Or is there another reason to sheer sheep for wool

 

[lapj]

Am i missing something. Are you sheering sheep for wool to make cloth. Isnt it easier and less troublesome just go buy bolts of cloth. 100 yards for 75-100 gold. Or is there another reason to sheer sheep for wool

its all about the nostalgia of sheering that sexy sheep. and who knows, something else might happen during that encounter.

 

[Dimok]

I am pretty sure the sheep consider the sheering process foreplay.
At least my ex wife did.

 

[Wyntr]

I heard some of the offspring from these promiscuous sheep actually live at the bottom of the Britain well.

#killthesheep2016

 

[Wyntr]

Here is one captured with a Lord British XLR 2100 DSLR lurking behind the tailor shop.

Told you guys to kill the sheep.

 

[Soul Mate]

I am pretty sure the sheep consider the sheering process foreplay.
At least my ex wife did.

Men and their playthings.

 

[Czech Razor]

That one has a fallon statue for sure.

 

[Czech Razor]

Men and their playthings.

We call them women.

 

[Soul Mate]

We call them women.

EGO

 

[Kapanen]

LOLZ... Now everyone is going to remember to kill their sheep, once theyve had whatever way with them they want. Correct?

 

[Kapanen]

There are other materials from which you can make cloth...

Yes there are. That being said, there is no excuse to leave a sheep breathing once its shorn.

 

[Dimok]

Yes there are. That being said, there is no excuse to leave a sheep breathing once its shorn.

I can't help but think you have some sinister ulterior motive, like those cows in the "Eat Chicken" campaigns.

(Also, the people shearing and not killing probably are newbies and haven't found the forums yet. I bet most people in here just buy their cloth in bolts as it's faster and less time consuming then turning into a livestock farmer. And that time translates into much more gold while farming.)