you might be a UO redneck if you plop a dragon head trophy on your front porch
you might be a UO redneck if your roof looks like a pawn shop or QVC item storage facility
you might be a UO redneck if you keep an xmas tree, snowman or holiday items up all year round
you might be a UO redneck if you decorate your porch or roof with your trophies, if you win a trophy IRL do you bolt it to your porch or roof? talk about tacky
you might be a UO redneck if your house doesn't have a roof
you might be a UO redneck if the items in your house are floating cuz you needed to pawn your house tiles
you might be a UO redneck if during house customization you didn't add that tiny corner wall piece in the north west corner to save 100gp
too lazy to think of more but there's a lot of UO rednecks out there, maybe I'll screen shot some of the worst of em
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