WTS Ex-Wife Deed (CHEAP!)

Dax_VonRoof

Dax_VonRoof

Grandmaster
I am looking to sell the deed to my ex-wife. She doesn't cook, clean, work, do laundry, know how to raise children or even have sex. HOWEVER she is very pretty and would look good with her head mounted above your fireplace. I am looking to try and get at least 10-12 gp's for her. I would be willing to maybe even go down to 6gp's but ill firmly stop at anything below that! Please understand that I must at least recoup some of the money her sorry ass has cost me... PM me if your interested
 
Dax_VonRoof

Dax_VonRoof

Grandmaster
Bro, are you sure? Id really feel like id be breaking it off in you for that generous offer!

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King Dingaling

King Dingaling

Grandmaster
pics before we proceed...i wanna know wtf im dealing with here...

i bought my dog off craigslist claiming to be a full black lab...paid 40 bucks for the little guy. turns out hes a mix of pit bull and lab......

so ya..wheres the pics at?
 
Dax_VonRoof

Dax_VonRoof

Grandmaster
She is super hot, ill giver that much but that is the only thing she has going for her. She is utterly and completely useless other than offering the trees carbon dioxide when she exhales. My exinlaws, satans dominions, seem to find her very charming. She also has the personality of a small piece of limestone

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Cack

Cack

Grandmaster
King Dingaling said:
pics before we proceed...i wanna know wtf im dealing with here...

i bought my dog off craigslist claiming to be a full black lab...paid 40 bucks for the little guy. turns out hes a mix of pit bull and lab......

so ya..wheres the pics at?
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Key is the $40... Be wary of cheap black labs
 
Easy Cheese

Easy Cheese

Grandmaster
Dax_VonRoof said:
She is super hot, ill giver that much but that is the only thing she has going for her. She is utterly and completely useless other than offering the trees carbon dioxide when she exhales. My exinlaws, satans dominions, seem to find her very charming. She also has the personality of a small piece of limestone

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She sounds charming.

Tell you what, I'll throw in a slightly used plunger. It's just taking up space in my garbage can...
 
Cack

Cack

Grandmaster
Easy Cheese said:
She sounds charming.

Tell you what, I'll throw in a slightly used plunger. It's just taking up space in my garbage can...
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Damn, that's an insane offer.
I'll try and march it but this is getting too rich for my blood....
So, original offer plus a non working garbage disposal and 15 corn flakes my dog threw up(free kanine stomach acid)
 
King Dingaling

King Dingaling

Grandmaster
Cack said:
Key is the $40... Be wary of cheap black labs
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well u know craigslist...everything feels like a deal!

all is good tho Hank (the tank) serves as a good watch dog. even got him another lab mutt buddy to play with (half lab/half german shepard)

but anywho, wheres the pics..?
 
Lyxx

Lyxx

Expert
I'll take her, if you want to buy my used ex-husband deed. He is beyond useless, just consumes and pollutes like a black hole sucking life and resources into a gravity field from which nothing good ever escapes.

Together with your ex-wife, I will form a lesbian alliance the likes of which has never been seen before. Together, we will conquer the world from all the evil men!

jk
 
wreckognize

wreckognize

Grandmaster
I'm considering making a sizeable offer on this.

For me most of the negative stuff is a non issue, I already have a gf that does the dishes etc. If i do buy this deed, I will probably place it in my cellar, surrounded by forges so it can't wander off while I'm not paying attention to it.

All i need to know is, what size boobs?
 
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