EQMS Guide to Secret (EQMS) Dungeon!

Yoko Kurama

Yoko Kurama

Master
So with the new EQMS dungeon added this weekend, I have seen many noobs with question, both on the location, and what lies inside...

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Thanks for reading! Coming soon, The EQMS Guide to the Archdemon...we will teach you guys how to do the AD and time it, so we actually have someone to raid when we come in with our reds.
***including pro tips from Archdemon Relic master Archernon on how to fire 6 arrows, die 12 times, and stand there for 5 minutes after AD dies, without getting your relic stolen. This, and much much more.***

200k to join, pls pm for more info or contact the benign and sagely one himself @GluttonySDS
 
Yoko Kurama

Yoko Kurama

Master
Deadpool said:
Can't be an EQMS dungeon. The mobs would be 30 on screen on a time.

You can't set me up for shit like that!
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You can't be Deadpool, he would have said something witty. And you have never done that. Maybe you should change your name and your whole gimmick to something more fitting to your personality.
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ps- we only bring 30 people to kill Silly Santa, or when Archersnon is not around.
 
Deadpool

Deadpool

Grandmaster
Yoko Kurama said:
You can't be Deadpool, he would have said something witty. And you have never done that. Maybe you should change your name and your whole gimmick to something more fitting to your personality.
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Yeah because you totally are whatever lame anime thing you're from. I think if you want to say I have a lack of wit you actually have to have some yourself. Boom. Suck on my chimi.
 
Yoko Kurama

Yoko Kurama

Master
Deadpool said:
Yeah because you totally are whatever lame anime thing you're from. I think if you want to say I have a lack of wit you actually have to have some yourself. Boom. Suck on my chimi.
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I don't try to act like any fictional characters, just all the good names were taken. Implying I have no wit is cute, maybe try to make some more Deadpool jokes, not stale at all.
Just imagine a world where Deadpool is cool, or Ryan Reynolds is funny....maybe would be something like this
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g708PmJAbuI

I give you credit, it could be worse. You could be a Boba Fett fanboy.
Honestly, I have probably read all 43,000 posts you have made here...if even one of them had the slightest shred of wit, I would not say a word. But that is not the case!
 
Deadpool

Deadpool

Grandmaster
Yoko Kurama said:
I don't try to act like any fictional characters, just all the good names were taken. Implying I have no wit is cute, maybe try to make some more Deadpool jokes, not stale at all.
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Ah, so I have to quote things for it to be cool for you. Can you make posts that aren't EQMS fanboy bullshit for me then? Then I'll consider you witty and clever too!

Yoko Kurama said:
Honestly, I have probably read all 43,000 posts you have made here...if even one of them had the slightest shred of wit, I would not say a word. But that is not the case!
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43,000? Could swear there's a simple way to see what the real number is. Yet I thought I exaggerated numbers in my first post here. LAWL !

Thanks, though, you can join your buddy Salsa in the "your gimmick sucks" camp that literally means nothing except you're upset that I poked fun at you and/or your guild.

Silly billy!
 
Yoko Kurama

Yoko Kurama

Master
Deadpool said:
Ah, so I have to quote things for it to be cool for you. Can you make posts that aren't EQMS fanboy bullshit for me then? Then I'll consider you witty and clever too!



43,000? Could swear there's a simple way to see what the real number is. Yet I thought I exaggerated numbers in my first post here. LAWL !

Thanks, though, you can join your buddy Salsa in the "your gimmick sucks" camp that literally means nothing except you're upset that I poked fun at you and/or your guild.

Silly billy!
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Why would you think that?
You keep talking shit in my threads, i have never heard of you in my life. I just know you are the opposite of the character Deadpool, and you say stuff that makes me cringe.
This the 3rd thread you have come into to talk shit about EQMS...actually, sounds like you are upset. How can you even spin that any other way? LAWL! LAWL!

So making an obvious observation means I am upset? Even if a universe existed where you could somehow make me upset, it wouldn't affect my judgement. Face it, you are nothing like your namesake, no matter how much you try you are not funny or witty. You don't even have a sense of humor... go fight the good fight! Just stay out of my threads, and maybe you will feel better about yourself.
 
Deadpool

Deadpool

Grandmaster
Yoko Kurama said:
Face it, you are nothing like your namesake, no matter how much you try you are not funny or witty. You don't even have a sense of humor... go fight the good fight! Just stay out of my threads, and maybe you will feel better about yourself.
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I mean, I'm pretty sure I do have a sense of humor since this is fucking hilarious that you're trying so hard with this. You sound pretty... oh damn, what's that hashtag you all use again? Eh, whatever, it'll come back to me.

Here's a tip: if you don't want fictional characters being in your thread, then don't fucking acknowledge them.

We done or you wanna keep going? This is fun!
 
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Seelendolch

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Deadpool said:
Can't be an EQMS dungeon. The mobs would be 30 on screen on a time.

You can't set me up for shit like that!
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Lol, I'm just picturing it now, you run into the dungeon, 10dragons standing on 1 tile, all cast fire breath on you at once, lol.

But seriously, nice looking house
 
Yoko Kurama

Yoko Kurama

Master
I saw that elephant yesterday, he showed up for Safe Champ Sunday, and after running two champs with us he joined up. He got a quicksilver relic shortly after, here is a more recent pic. Notice the purple half apron and banadana, elephants rolls hard as fuck...
 
Starnite

Starnite

Master
Yoko Kurama said:
I don't try to act like any fictional characters, just all the good names were taken. Implying I have no wit is cute, maybe try to make some more Deadpool jokes, not stale at all.
Just imagine a world where Deadpool is cool, or Ryan Reynolds is funny....maybe would be something like this
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g708PmJAbuI

I give you credit, it could be worse. You could be a Boba Fett fanboy.
Honestly, I have probably read all 43,000 posts you have made here...if even one of them had the slightest shred of wit, I would not say a word. But that is not the case!
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I have to say, @Deadpool is the winner in your video, and is a winner here on the forums. I just think your upset because he did not agree with you.
 
Soul Mate

Soul Mate

Grandmaster
Yoko Kurama said:
I saw that elephant yesterday, he showed up for Safe Champ Sunday, and after running two champs with us he joined up. He got a quicksilver relic shortly after, here is a more recent pic. Notice the purple half apron and banadana, elephants rolls hard as fuck...
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With this guys body shape, I think he should have gone with blessed sash!, because that almost looks like a penis cover bahaha
 
Darkarna

Darkarna

Grandmaster
Yoko Kurama said:
You can't be Deadpool, he would have said something witty. And you have never done that. Maybe you should change your name and your whole gimmick to something more fitting to your personality.
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ps- we only bring 30 people to kill Silly Santa, or when Archersnon is not around.
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Oh look, it's Yoko trying to be clever. Awwww, he really is the most adorable of munchkin wannabees.. Did you come up with that response all by yourself? Clever boy! We might have to stick a 'well-done' sticker on your work to really show how much we all care *giggles*.
 
Soul Mate

Soul Mate

Grandmaster
Yoko Kurama said:
I don't try to act like any fictional characters, just all the good names were taken. Implying I have no wit is cute, maybe try to make some more Deadpool jokes, not stale at all.
Just imagine a world where Deadpool is cool, or Ryan Reynolds is funny....maybe would be something like this
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g708PmJAbuI

I give you credit, it could be worse. You could be a Boba Fett fanboy.
Honestly, I have probably read all 43,000 posts you have made here...if even one of them had the slightest shred of wit, I would not say a word. But that is not the case!
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Ryan Reynolds may not be funny ,but that ass tho....

White E Bulger said:
What a fantastic post. Thank you for your help Yoko
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people sense of humor, I think this was tongue in cheek......


Darkarna .....Noooooooooooooo, no Darkpool....Did you ever love a girl but her feet were wreaked :(
You are perfect as Darkarna :(
 
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