Contest: What does EQMS mean to you? (over 1mil in prizes)
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Bromista
Grandmaster
Here is my contest essay:
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You. Are looking. At penis.
View: https://youtu.be/P5NNOo0DDIY
This is some of my finest work. How did I do, in your eyes?
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You. Are looking. At penis.
This is some of my finest work. How did I do, in your eyes?
GluttonySDS
Grandmaster
Thanks for updating your post @EnviousGL
As it stands now it's worth 100k and you'll be wearing purple in a week
Bromista said:
As it stands now it's worth 100k and you'll be wearing purple in a week
GimpCent
Grandmaster
You still took the time to do that, that's beyond sad in itself. A lot of that is handtyped so congratulations superstar.
Bromista
Grandmaster
Swayze
Grandmaster
Can we please get some clarification on where to send dix pix plz?
CAPTUN AUSTRALIA
Grandmaster
This is my contest essay
What do you think about EQMS (love or hate)?
I think of EQMS as like a genital wart - as in once you spot one, a dozen more are bound to show up.
What's your favourite thing to do in UO?
I enjoy many aspects of UO, but my favourite activity must be getting BALLS DEEP in some UO tang. Nothing is more satisfying than the conquest of a bad player, taking their shit and cutting up the scraps to their dismay - it's kind of like urinating on a woman; at first they can't believe what just happened, then once it's done and you leave, they're left with nothing but tears and anguish.
What's your favourite sport team OR favourite food?
My favourite sports team is the "CoM Marathon Runners" - never have I seen such dedication to one's craft. These guys, girls & Shini can literally run non-stop all across Britannia without even breaking a sweat or dying of sheer boredom.
As for my favourite food, it must be 'tears' - nothing is more delicious than the salty tears of an inferior player.
What do you think about EQMS (love or hate)?
I think of EQMS as like a genital wart - as in once you spot one, a dozen more are bound to show up.
What's your favourite thing to do in UO?
I enjoy many aspects of UO, but my favourite activity must be getting BALLS DEEP in some UO tang. Nothing is more satisfying than the conquest of a bad player, taking their shit and cutting up the scraps to their dismay - it's kind of like urinating on a woman; at first they can't believe what just happened, then once it's done and you leave, they're left with nothing but tears and anguish.
What's your favourite sport team OR favourite food?
My favourite sports team is the "CoM Marathon Runners" - never have I seen such dedication to one's craft. These guys, girls & Shini can literally run non-stop all across Britannia without even breaking a sweat or dying of sheer boredom.
As for my favourite food, it must be 'tears' - nothing is more delicious than the salty tears of an inferior player.
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I sent all of mine to @Lord Hampton Royce .
FluxLiner
Master
This is why they need to get rid of summer vacation for the kids. Way way to much time/penis in your hands buddy.
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Lord_Puffy
Grandmaster
It is time for EQMS to once again give back to the community that gives us so much enjoyment. With that being said, we are holding an essay contest with the subject being: What does EQMS mean to you?
You must post your submission in this thread and the submission must be at least 100 words long. Essay submission must also include "This is my contest essay" at the top of your post.
Subject of your essay should include:
-What do you think about EQMS(love or hate)
-Whats your favorite thing to do in UO
-Whats your favorite sport team OR favorite food
Thats it -- all are welcome to enter as long as the above rules are followed. Now for the prizes:
Grand Prize:
Fallon easter bracelet worth 750k
Free admission into EQMS
2nd Place:
200k gold
Free admission into EQMS
3rd Place:
100k gold
Free admission into EQMS
3 Honorable mentions:
50k gold
The judges will be myself, @Karl Sagan, and @Lord Hampton Royce -- the contest will end August 5th.
Good luck!
Awesome recruitment tactic, well find out who is interested! Look forward to reading them as well.
Proven
Novice
This is my contest essay:
I love UO so much it makes me happy in the pants. One of my favorite things to do is group play with a solid core whether that be pvp, pvm, or RP. It really gets my juices flowing. But my most favorite thing to do in UO is bank and house sit. Super thrilling.
I'm not sure what an EQMS is but if it's what I think it is; what it means to me is about 30 seconds restock time.
My favorite food is tacos. I love a sexy body but I love tacos more. Sometimes I think about farming monsters and how some players find those farmers despicable zombies worthy of the slaughter but I ask: what is the main difference between a pvm farmer and a pk? Both are out to loot targets that have no prayer of winning a fight. I guess the main difference is tears.
Oh and, penis.
If you got this far you've reached the area where I've already made my point but still need to pad my word count. To this I say, fornicate the establishment gentlemen. Indeed, verily, I say this with hopes that you too may one day find yourself in the throws of passionate wordplay.
I love UO so much it makes me happy in the pants. One of my favorite things to do is group play with a solid core whether that be pvp, pvm, or RP. It really gets my juices flowing. But my most favorite thing to do in UO is bank and house sit. Super thrilling.
I'm not sure what an EQMS is but if it's what I think it is; what it means to me is about 30 seconds restock time.
My favorite food is tacos. I love a sexy body but I love tacos more. Sometimes I think about farming monsters and how some players find those farmers despicable zombies worthy of the slaughter but I ask: what is the main difference between a pvm farmer and a pk? Both are out to loot targets that have no prayer of winning a fight. I guess the main difference is tears.
Oh and, penis.
If you got this far you've reached the area where I've already made my point but still need to pad my word count. To this I say, fornicate the establishment gentlemen. Indeed, verily, I say this with hopes that you too may one day find yourself in the throws of passionate wordplay.
Omnicide.
Apprentice
What kind of "pvp" guild recruits on forums based off some text? No wonder eqms has gone to shit.
GluttonySDS
Grandmaster
This isnt recruitment... this is a chance to give back to the UOF community. What other pvp guilds give away free money to anyone who enters their contest? I threw the free join fees in there as extra $ if people so wished(plenty of people message me asking to join EQMS but say they cant afford it).
Sad that you're so #affected you try to put a negative spin a charitable contest for UOF by EQMS
halygon
Grandmaster
These essays are pretty entertaining with http://www.gizoogle.net/
GluttonySDS
Grandmaster
I guess I could throw in some sandals but I dont have any worth 750k like the bracelet is.
NC-17
Grandmaster
Leviathan
Master
Penis?
Lord Hampton Royce
Grandmaster
Go on...
ProdigyOsi
Grandmaster
While the general best practices and management systems behind quality management have remained consistent for decades, the systems and solutions used to ensure the production and delivery of high quality products and processes across the value chain have changed drastically. Systems that once seemed ideal have become obsolete and unable to address the rising complexities of today’s markets.
Companies initially developed spreadsheet management systems, which were used to manually monitor and analyze quality data. With developments in technology, there was a movement toward companies either implementing point quality solutions, many of them home grown or quality specific modules in ERP systems to manage quality. In both cases, the vast majority of companies failed to meet the business and technical requirements of global manufacturing companies.
As a result, many organizations now have a disjointed and broad set of systems that don’t easily communicate with one another. Improvements with these systems are often localized, lacking the global visibility needed to truly manage quality. With the need in the market, a new software category has emerged, Enterprise Quality Management Software (EQMS).
As a result, many organizations now have a disjointed and broad set of systems that don’t easily communicate with one another. Improvements with these systems are often localized, lacking the global visibility needed to truly manage quality. With the need in the market, a new software category has emerged, Enterprise Quality Management Software (EQMS).
GluttonySDS
Grandmaster
Missing what you love about Uo and your favorite sport or food.