WTS Extremely rare White Wyrm

Slice N Dice

Slice N Dice

Grandmaster
This white wyrm is a fucking idiot
Put it on all guard! It will blankly stare at you as you run away from a shadow wyrm!
But will diligently defend you from a mongbat 4 screens away!
It's stats are high and it's skills are deplorable

Why haven't you pm'd me with an offer yet?
But wait! There's more!

Take this one of a kind pet out on a hunt
Watch it refuse to ever cast a self cure when it is poisoned


Recall to one of your favorite spots and stand in awe as it decides to attack you for some unknown reason

This is a horrible pet
Possibly the only like it on any UO server

I'll leave this to an extremely low starting bid of 5k
I'm practically giving it away!

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Young Star

Young Star

Grandmaster
Should we start aa UOF pet shaming thread like people do with their dogs? Post your most embarrassing or infuriating death caused by your pet with their photo
 
Cack

Cack

Grandmaster
I'd like to increase my maximum bid to the half eaten sandwich postage paid.and a a piece of burned toast I found under the stove.
Thank you.
 
Cack

Cack

Grandmaster
Slice N Dice said:
Anyone know the conversion rate on turkey sandwiches and burnt toast?
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You have to use the ass math conversion table. 1 full slice of burn toast equals . 15 flubes. 1 full turkey sandwich is . 73 flubes.
And we all of course know how much gold is per flube.
 
Easy Cheese

Easy Cheese

Grandmaster
Reported for attempted sale with RL money (aka turkey sandwich and burnt toast).

YOU'RE DONE CACK! SO DONE!

I offer an indestructible pitch fork!
 
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Cack

Cack

Grandmaster
Sandwich is in the mail....I was hungry though and that burnt piece of toast looked soo good
 
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