Write a haiku, win a free vendor!!!

[Akillah]

Hello friends,
I've recently remodeled my high traffic vendor house located N of the Yew Bank.
I've done this competition before and was pleased with the results!

The rules are simple:
1) Write a haiku following the 5-7-5 rule meaning: a poem that consists of 17 syllables, 5 the first row, 7 the second row, and 5 the third.
2) Keep it short and sweet.
3) No plagiarism.
4) Winner will be chosen May 1st 2018.

Winner: receives one free vendor for life* at Yew Bank Vendor Mall!

For vendor rentals please see the following forum: https://uoforum.com/threads/vendor-spots-available-at-yew-bank-vendor-mall-o.57110/


*Exclusions include inactive players or empty vendor without notifying landlord of absence.

 

[Jazzy Jay]

The security is pretty damn tight. I have personally tested it. Certified state-of-the-art stealth awareness. For those that live.... Dangerously.....

 

[baseball dad]

I will grief your house
yes, I will kill your shoppers
give me vendor now

 

[Jazzy Jay]

OH YA!

The best haiku ever made ------------------------------------------>

Oh no, It's the JAZZ!
He likes to stealth, steal, and play.
You might want to pray...

 

[Thinkman]

Great event! Here is mine:

One man shivering
Clanking armor and sword
One man breathing

 

[Akillah]

I've had two mess-ups so far, make sure you are counting your haikus correctly, 5-7-5.

Thank you all!

Other shops are cool,
but no one can beat this place,
Yew Bank Vendor Mall

 

[K A Z]

hi i'm kaz, german
no, we're not all hermann
please wear a turban

 

[sshhaawwnn]

Does it have to rhyme?
How about make any sense?
Refrigerator

 

[Monty]

Buying a vendor
Killer way to start your day
Better if its free

 

[Kulle]

The wind blew across
His feet rumble the forest
Ettin there he be

 

[Jazzy Jay]

Ok let me provide some clarifications on the “rules” this tyrant has put down.

The biggest mistake:

“Syllables

I've had two mess-ups so far, make sure you are counting your haikus correctly, 5-7-5.

Thank you all!

Other shops are cool,
but no one can beat this place,
Yew Bank Vendor Mall

Rules are for fools.

 

[Lexington]

Free vendor you say
North of the Yew bank you say
What needs to be said

Free vendor you say
North of the Yew bank you say
What else should I say

 

[Kulle]

A call to one lost
Anticipation he waits
Another day, Hope

I title this one O'o. itso k if you disqualified me. i'm on break and these are so fun to do.

 

[sshhaawwnn]

Rules are not for fools
Jazzy jay can’t follow them
Booby’s boy, Git Gud

 

[Akillah]

A call to one lost
Anticipation he waits
Another day, Hope

I title this one O'o. itso k if you disqualified me. i'm on break and these are so fun to do.

Wait so you can't be entered 'cause you aren't playing actively in game? I liked your ettin one!

 

[sshhaawwnn]

Go farming dungeons
It’s that noob poptart streaming
Sorry pop, statted.

 

[Kulle]

Wait so you can't be entered 'cause you aren't playing actively in game? I liked your ettin one!

i am actively playing. i meant I was on lunch break sorry what i said above didn't make sense.

 

[Kulle]

Under the red sky
It mouth a thunderous cry
Vas Ort Flame, now die!

 

[The End]

Ruby met Evol.
They sailed all over the sea.
Ruby found her home.

 

[Kulle]

Warm rays of sunlight
White Wrym dive for her treasure
Cold kiss of raindrops