Kiki
Grandmaster
Hail fellow Sosarians. It's been a while. I hope you're well.
Sometimes when a truly unique home becomes available, you can't just slap a price on it and call it a day. It takes the market to decide what something truly unique is worth. This is one of those times.
24's are great. 30's are huge AF. But do they have character? Are they in the middle of the swamp? (like my pauper ass) Are you stuck in the Minoc burbs with a hundred other 9 to 5ers stuck in the rat race? Maybe it's time to reconsider your priorities, get out of there, and into Serenity.
May I present to you, The Bridge House at Serenity Lake...
You all know it. It's one of the best spots in game. No neighbours, no blockage, no bullshit.
Mining close? Yep. Seafarer? We got water close enough to make that happen within 3 seconds. Are you a lumberjack and you don't care? You can barely see the forest because of all the trees.
Nothing behind you either...
Worried about that little 7x7 to the SE blocking your palace of pleasure? Don't be. We already thought of that and secured it. It's yours to do with what you please. We can transfer it to you so you can throw your side piece in there and your spouse doesn't have to know a thing, or we can drop it and the land sits vacant so the kids have more grass to play hacky sack on. Fuckin hippies. But I digress. What I'm trying to say here is that it's totally your option.
**BONUS**
Why is this called Serenity Lake if there's a water elemental in it? That's no normal water elemental. He is your new pet, and his name is George. I've trained him over the years to play with you if you're within a few tiles, otherwise he likes to just hang out and swim. He loves it if you practice your magic on him too. Then he'll use his l337 GM Hiding skills and reappears a few minutes later. Classic George.
The Details:
Starting bid of 0 gp. Yep. Zero. If you're first here and no one else bids, I lose money and you get a fucking epic spot.
Min increments: 250k
The last time this sold it went for 15m, so let's put the BO at that.
Happy bidding friends, and as always, stay safe out there.
-Kiki
Sometimes when a truly unique home becomes available, you can't just slap a price on it and call it a day. It takes the market to decide what something truly unique is worth. This is one of those times.
24's are great. 30's are huge AF. But do they have character? Are they in the middle of the swamp? (like my pauper ass) Are you stuck in the Minoc burbs with a hundred other 9 to 5ers stuck in the rat race? Maybe it's time to reconsider your priorities, get out of there, and into Serenity.
May I present to you, The Bridge House at Serenity Lake...
You all know it. It's one of the best spots in game. No neighbours, no blockage, no bullshit.
Mining close? Yep. Seafarer? We got water close enough to make that happen within 3 seconds. Are you a lumberjack and you don't care? You can barely see the forest because of all the trees.
Nothing behind you either...
Worried about that little 7x7 to the SE blocking your palace of pleasure? Don't be. We already thought of that and secured it. It's yours to do with what you please. We can transfer it to you so you can throw your side piece in there and your spouse doesn't have to know a thing, or we can drop it and the land sits vacant so the kids have more grass to play hacky sack on. Fuckin hippies. But I digress. What I'm trying to say here is that it's totally your option.
**BONUS**
Why is this called Serenity Lake if there's a water elemental in it? That's no normal water elemental. He is your new pet, and his name is George. I've trained him over the years to play with you if you're within a few tiles, otherwise he likes to just hang out and swim. He loves it if you practice your magic on him too. Then he'll use his l337 GM Hiding skills and reappears a few minutes later. Classic George.
The Details:
Starting bid of 0 gp. Yep. Zero. If you're first here and no one else bids, I lose money and you get a fucking epic spot.
Min increments: 250k
The last time this sold it went for 15m, so let's put the BO at that.
Happy bidding friends, and as always, stay safe out there.
-Kiki
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