Boated - "a white wolf" and "SomeFineGreen", ransom required

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Master
Dear beloved pet owner,

I have taken hostage 1x white wyrm and 1x green dragon whom hath taken quite a liking to the vast oceans of Britannia.

Should you want these returned, and their sea voyage cut short, then I'd be happy to oblige for a small fee of $55,000 gp each.



Regards,

a puzzled gay teen
 
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