Kiki
Grandmaster
Yes, you read that correctly, and no, it isn't a new Harry Potter book.
Aside from the money launderers and prostitutes that own 24's and 30's, the 18x18 is considered by most to be a sign to the rest of the world that you've made it in life.
But that's not even close to the truth.
Any scrub can own an 18. Dime a dozen. This 18 is unique.
Waterfront? Yep. No blockage? Check. Bubbling Fountain of Youth between you and the ocean? You'd better effin believe it.
Can you design a home that takes advantage of this elite water feature? I doubt it, you're not that good. But like the little crayon eater you are, you'll try. It's the hope that kills you.
But wait, there's more!
See that fun ass mud slide? That's how you get from your 4th story rooftop, into the fountain and then into the ocean for a dip. Don't believe me? You're probably right.
SB for this beaut is 3.5 mil
BO is 5 mil.
Happy Bidding!
***BONUS***
If you act fast, there's a vacant 11x16 plot right beside you that you can get. Because who doesn't need a guesthouse? (placed in the photos to the West behind that lame ass gold horse. Seriously, who would own something like that?)
Aside from the money launderers and prostitutes that own 24's and 30's, the 18x18 is considered by most to be a sign to the rest of the world that you've made it in life.
But that's not even close to the truth.
Any scrub can own an 18. Dime a dozen. This 18 is unique.
Waterfront? Yep. No blockage? Check. Bubbling Fountain of Youth between you and the ocean? You'd better effin believe it.
Can you design a home that takes advantage of this elite water feature? I doubt it, you're not that good. But like the little crayon eater you are, you'll try. It's the hope that kills you.
But wait, there's more!
See that fun ass mud slide? That's how you get from your 4th story rooftop, into the fountain and then into the ocean for a dip. Don't believe me? You're probably right.
SB for this beaut is 3.5 mil
BO is 5 mil.
Happy Bidding!
***BONUS***
If you act fast, there's a vacant 11x16 plot right beside you that you can get. Because who doesn't need a guesthouse? (placed in the photos to the West behind that lame ass gold horse. Seriously, who would own something like that?)