Search results

  1. Faux_Real

    The Official UO Forever Real Life Picture Thread!

    Alright I'll bite, but you only get one!
  2. Faux_Real

    Cats on board could eat fish dropped on deck!

    Well real men eat ***** instead of awing over how cute it is.
  3. Faux_Real

    Cats on board could eat fish dropped on deck!

    Why not just a "swab the deck" command you can give to the tillerman to remove corpses and items from the boat so you can dock it?
  4. Faux_Real

    Razor Positioning System and UO Automap all black

    Thanks for all the help, guys! I figured it out. In case anyone else has this problem, it's due to not having the necessary map*.mul files. In your game files directory, there should be a bunch of map*LegacyMUL.uop files which can be easily repacked into .mul files. There are a few free tools...
  5. Faux_Real

    Razor Positioning System and UO Automap all black

    I just re-downloaded the UO client (to get uop files for sallos) and now I have this problem where my maps arent working in razor or UOAM. UOAM doesn't work if I point directly to the install folder or if I use the default '\UO'. Anyone have experience with this problem?
  6. Faux_Real

    WTS Selling the Great Aga's Head!

    Is this because of my amazing house deco? Also, hi neighbor.
  7. Faux_Real

    CLUCKIN GOOD TIME - CHICKEN FIGHT 8pm EST MARCH 1

    I'll sell you a totally ripped max stats battle chicken for 50k.
  8. Faux_Real

    CLUCKIN GOOD TIME - CHICKEN FIGHT 8pm EST MARCH 1

    I'm in! My chicken is gonna cluck yours the cluck up!
  9. Faux_Real

    Only doing 1 damage with Talisman equipped

    Not entirely sure this if this is a bug or if I'm just complaining. Trying to do a champ with Totem of the Berserker equipped. Sometimes when fighting the same creature as someone else, I only deal 1 damage. I understand this happens when you try to attack provoked creatures (which I'm guessing...
  10. Faux_Real

    WTB Iron Ingots (Paying 10 gold per)

    Okay. Meet me at the docks. I'll be on MITTENS
  11. Faux_Real

    WTB Iron Ingots (Paying 10 gold per)

    How many do you want? I can sell you up to 5k.
  12. Faux_Real

    WTS 105 and 110 Animal Taming PS

    Send offers here or to Faux_Real on IRC
  13. Faux_Real

    WTS Rare Dog Hound Statuette! Totes Adorbz!

    Only three known to exist on the server!
  14. Faux_Real

    WTS Rare Dog Hound Statuette! Totes Adorbz!

    Found this guy in a storm drain. It's super cute and apparently quite rare. I have no idea what it eats, but it's not gold. Somebody please buy it before I end up killing it. Feel free to make an offer. I'm probably going to leave it on the market for a couple days. Highest offer I've got so...
  15. Faux_Real

    Cute Doggie Statue

    How many billions is this thing worth?
  16. Faux_Real

    WTS Selling 2x Lockpicking SS 150k each

    Okay. If I'm not at the docks, I'll be at the poker table.
Top