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  1. J

    Looking for a Guild

    gm skills - NICE. you fit !C!'s requirements.
  2. J

    Imbalance between Blues and Reds

    I've never been instant killed by a dexer, only a tamer saying "all guard me". Yet you are whining about death to a dexer. Sorry, but you are ********.
  3. J

    Imbalance between Blues and Reds

    I have a blue pvm tamer and 2 pk dexers. my tamer eats pk dexers for breakfast, sometimes as good as 3-5v me (if lucky/******** pks). my dexers maul inexperienced tamers with ease, however, anyone with half an idea will fucking own me on a tamer (unless their pets are swamped). you are new to...
  4. J

    Imbalance between Blues and Reds

    no bro, you're "really butt hurt", hence the trammel tears all over the original message you posted. the rest of us just had a big *face palm* moment lol the truth hurts the best of us at times, but you'll grow as a UO player if you accept it...
  5. J

    Imbalance between Blues and Reds

    sounds like you have the reflexes of a person in a coma.... don't blame the pk's if you're half ******** at the game. i love hearing a good trammel sob story!
  6. J

    The Devourer

    Na, you should of just begged for your life.
  7. J

    The Devourer

    Correct me if im wrong, but didn't you die at this event to me after calling me a "*****"?
  8. J

    The Devourer

    My dragon and mare had a feast on delicate trammel meats. It amazes me how long it takes some of the players to work out why everyone went grey - 1 guardwack, i was like ahhhhhh. Then they took off guards, and i literally went balls deep in dozens of trams. Good times. The boss had crap loot...
  9. J

    WTS Flesh Renderer Statuette s/b 700k

    i would of bought it.... i just wasn't on saturday/sunday. why would i need to 'scam', i got more money than ebayer omnom
  10. J

    WTS Flesh Renderer Statuette s/b 700k

    i never do auctions, too many fake bids. best off is to place on the vendor and advertise here, if no one buys, reduce price until sold.
  11. J

    WTS Flesh Renderer Statuette s/b 700k

    1.3m
  12. J

    WTS Flesh Renderer Statuette s/b 700k

    1.1m omnom may be an ebayer, but i have gold, not donation coins =/
  13. J

    WTS 17X ANCIENT SMITH SHARDS & +1 TAMING ON VENDOR

    17X ANCIENT SMITH SHARDS (IN BAG 50K EA, TOTLA 850K) & +1 TAMING ON VENDOR (140K) 2 SCREENS WEST YEW MOONGATE, LARGE COBBLESTONE TOWER.
  14. J

    WTS Flesh Renderer Statuette s/b 700k

    850k
  15. J

    WTS Flesh Renderer Statuette s/b 700k

    750k
  16. J

    Best looking castle (exterior)

    LIES. that thing with the cloth down is an abomination - it's behind my castle.
  17. J

    Best looking castle (exterior)

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...... bro, seriously, you're selfie freaks me out.
  18. J

    Best looking castle (exterior)

    I just bought an apple tree, yet i can't seem to place it in the courtyard like the above castles. What kind of sorcery will allow me to do this?
  19. J

    WTS 115 Tailoring PS 550k on vendor

    115 Tailoring PS 550k on vendor - 2 screens west yew moongate, large cobblestone tower
  20. J

    Best looking castle (exterior)

    looks like some serious silence of the lambs going on there....
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